Come on in, have a seat.

Hold your applause ladies and gents for the glorious day is finally here. 

Shittin' Pretty...ma'zine, blog, revolution. You're welcome.

Here's the deal: We're a sweet little NYC based operation, and we've decided to take this little dog-and-pony show to the world wide interwebs. So whether you're one of our friends or one of the lucky ones who stumble across this shit, we're here to blow your mind. And we want you to blow ours...(I mean our minds, so get yours out of the gutter). Shittin' Pretty is going to be a monthly paper operation in the NYC area, complemented nicely by this sweet little "whenever we feel like it" blog. However, submissions would be THE SHIT, so when we announce a theme, show us your best. We'd love to feature you. Everything is acceptable. Painting, drawing, photo, fashion, and your first born could all grace our pages. Or know of anything worth sharing with the world? Tell us, and we'll slap it up here. That's the basic name of the game kiddies. We're really not too high concept, are we? You love it.

Oh, also, the "we" I keep mentioning would be:

Jenna Gard, Ph.D, M.D., O.G. - Jen, Jenna, or Jemma is fine. Pleasure to meet you all. I'm a ginger she-devil by nature and  bad mother fucker by trade. I also enjoy fine wines and long walks on the beach. I am an Aquarius who has relocated from the sunny coast of the Great Wang State (or Florida as some maps insist on calling it) to NYC, because I liked the idea of freezing my tits off. Photo and Illustration are my forte, but I'll be damned if I won't try anything once, twice if I like it.

and Sarah "When Can We Eat?" Lester - Sarah, Meat Boat McGee, or just "Hey You" are probably all acceptable monikers for a saucy mamma who's only half paying attention to you anyway. The picture of a Lady, Sarah spent her formative years at "Mrs. Van der Tussle's School for the Etiquette and Education of Future Housewives", Australia Chapter. Now Sarah owns and operates her own house for the betterment of unwed mothers, while tending to her own brood of young children at the same time. Her personal mantra is "Once a Co-op member, always a Co-op member, shanti shanti om."

Keep in mind, Jenna wrote the above bio, so it may or may not be entirely accurate.

Anywhoozils, hit us up with your art or anything else noteworthy in the city. There will be a theme sometime in the near future for Ish Numero Uno, so be on the lookout for that.

Out. xXx